Bienaventurados los pesimistas, porque a ellos les funcionarán los BackUp's |
Manual said: "Windows-95 or better"... so I installed Linux |
Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ] |
Practical_C() { Win95 = ++PC; Linux = PC++; } |
if exists "man man", why doesn't "man woman" |
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build
bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce
bigger and better idiots. So far the universe is winning. - Rich Cook |
Lo primero es lo primero, pero no necesariamente en ese orden. - Dit |
Allways look for the rigth side of life - Monty Phyton en "La vida de Brian" |
You mean you paid MONEY for Service Pack '98???? |
Windows98: a 32 bit graphical front end to a 16 bit patch on an 8 bit operating system written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company without 1 bit of decency... |
Why should me to use windows when there is a door? |
Microsoft is pleasant to announce that MicroSoft (tm) Windows 2000 will be available at 1st quarter of 1900's |
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