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Bienaventurados los pesimistas, porque a ellos les funcionarán los BackUp's
Manual said: "Windows-95 or better"... so I installed Linux
Your mouse has moved. Windows NT must be restarted for the change to take effect. Reboot now? [ OK ]
Practical_C() { Win95 = ++PC; Linux = PC++; }
if exists "man man", why doesn't "man woman"
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots.
So far the universe is winning. - Rich Cook
Lo primero es lo primero, pero no necesariamente en ese orden. - Dit
Allways look for the rigth side of life - Monty Phyton en "La vida de Brian"
You mean you paid MONEY for Service Pack '98????
Windows98: a 32 bit graphical front end to a 16 bit patch on an 8 bit operating system written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company without 1 bit of decency...
Why should me to use windows when there is a door?
Microsoft is pleasant to announce that MicroSoft (tm) Windows 2000 will be available at 1st quarter of 1900's
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